A message to the Clinique Counter Lady

I'm 13 weeks post-partum.

I think I'm fat, I think I look tired, and I think my skin is flaky and horrid.

Show me whatever you want to sell me and then tell me one of these things:

"That concealer really thins your face"

"That tan eye shadow really brightens your eyes"

"That new lipstick color really makes you look younger"

I'll buy it all.